Today's work avoidance technique was superhero research. Since I have long felt a personal connection between myself and Wonder Woman, you can imagine my surprise at finding out that I am, in fact, 95% Supergirl.
I have now fallen into a state of utter despair and confusion. Who is this Supergirl? Why has she never moved into Womanhood? Does she have a invisible vehicle? I bet she's not even from the Amazon. Worst of all, she's blonde...but only as a superhero. Her alter ego, Linda Lee, is brunette. What are we teaching the brunette youths of America? That brunette women should wear blonde wigs to become superheros. Ugh...I'm disgusted.
Disclaimer: There is nothing wrong with being blonde. I love all of the blonde nutties. I'm just in shock over being a 95% blonde superhero. I'm in a place I never thought I'd be.
Anyway, take the test here.
