Nutty Men 7 Nutty Women 8

I spoke to Carrie recently about my concern that Nutty Men are very close to outnumbering Nutty Women. I am not counting significant others at this point because we would have lost this battle a long time ago. With 4 nutty husbands and 3 male nutlettes, we are in a crisis, ladies. Seriously. So with Sarah's #2 quickly approaching, we have little time left to perform any and all rituals to force a female nutlette out of her belly.

Strategy #1 - Wear more skirts and frilly things.
I feel that by projecting a more feminine aura across the globe, we could make the lil' one in Sarah's belly understand that being a girl can be fun, flirty and stylish.

Strategy #2 - Cheer for the women!
Stop watching male sports and tune in to ESPN4829423874 to watch the women strut their stuff. I have recently seen some great bowlers and pool sharks who are much cuter than the old vest wearing types to which we have become accustomed. If a sport is coed, feel free to tune in as long as you are cheering for Danica or Michelle. Unfortunately, we will have to wait a while to see the WNBA.

Strategy #3 - Stop doing math.
As we all know, women are bad at math, so stop doing it. By straining your brain to perform such difficult feats, you will send a bad female vibe to de Rivaz #2. Just use your calculator, ladies.

I am open to any other strategies that are proposed, so please, let's work together here.


*Disclaimer: We will love nutlette #4 if he is a boy just as much as we will if she is a girl...but WOE to the male nutlette #5.